So here is the other side of the ledger. These are five cases where practitioners did something confidently for years and the practice was wrong, or where the check that was supposed to settle it was itself flawed. For each one I’ve tried to say what made it look right and what finally exposed it. Most of them come from medicine. That’s because medicine is where people have run the most careful tests of expert practice, not because doctors are especially prone to this.

1. The tonsils of New York’s eleven-year-olds #

In the 1930s the American Child Health Association looked at 1,000 New York City schoolchildren aged eleven. About 61 percent had already had their tonsils removed. The remaining children were sent to physicians, and the physicians recommended surgery for roughly half of them. The children who weren’t recommended were sent to a new set of physicians, who again recommended surgery for about half. After that happened again, only 65 of the original 1,000 children had never been told they needed the operation. Harry Bakwin wrote it up in a 1945 NEJM paper called “Pseudodoxia Pediatrica”. His conclusion was that the recommendation depended on which doctor examined the child, not on the child’s throat.

Why it belongs here: this is the test the piano tuners passed and these doctors failed. The tuners’ deviations from the theoretical scale were consistent across tuners and followed a smooth curve. The doctors’ judgments didn’t even agree with each other. When an expert’s scatter vanishes on re-examination, the “hidden target” story is finished. If the same child can’t get the same verdict twice, nothing is being optimized.

2. Halsted’s radical mastectomy #

In 1894 William Halsted described an operation that removed the breast, the chest muscles beneath it, and the armpit lymph nodes, all in one piece. It was based on a sensible-sounding theory that breast cancer spreads outward in an orderly way, like rings in a pond, so taking more tissue should catch more of it. The operation became standard for most of the twentieth century. Bernard Fisher’s NSABP B-04 trial randomized women to radical mastectomy or to less extensive surgery. At 25 years of follow-up there was no survival difference.

Why it belongs here: Halsted had an explicit, physically reasonable account of what the extra cutting was for. That’s exactly what my heuristic told you to look for, and here it was wrong. A coherent account of the target is cheap. Every entrenched practice has one.

3. Suppressing the extra heartbeats #

After a heart attack, patients with frequent premature ventricular beats were more likely to die suddenly. Encainide and flecainide suppressed those beats, and they did it measurably, on the ECG, where doctors could watch it happen. The Cardiac Arrhythmia Suppression Trial randomized patients to the drugs or to placebo. It was stopped early because total mortality was 8.3 percent on the drugs against 3.5 percent on placebo.

Why it belongs here: this is the case that worries me most, because the practitioners really were optimizing something real, they were good at it, and they could measure it. The target just wasn’t the one that mattered. “Find out what they’re optimizing” would have come back with a clear and correct answer, suppressing ectopic beats, and that answer was the problem. A hidden target can be real and still be the wrong one.

4. Washing out arthritic knees #

Arthroscopic debridement and lavage for knee osteoarthritis were common operations, and the patients got better. Surgeons saw this with their own eyes, year after year. In 2002 J. Bruce Moseley’s group at the Houston VA randomized 180 patients to debridement, lavage, or a sham procedure: skin incisions and a simulated operation with no arthroscope inserted. All three groups improved. Neither real surgery did better than the sham.

Why it belongs here: the surgeons’ observations weren’t wrong. People did feel better. What was wrong was the comparison they had in their heads. Experience teaches you what happens after you act. It can’t show you what would have happened if you hadn’t, and no amount of practice supplies the missing arm. (One caveat: the trial was 93 percent male, all veterans, and it says nothing about acute injuries such as torn ligaments.)

5. The hot hand, and the check that failed #

This one runs the other way, and I’m including it to keep myself honest. For decades basketball players and coaches believed in streaky shooting. In 1985 Gilovich, Vallone, and Tversky looked at the data and called the belief a fallacy, and “the hot hand fallacy” became a standard example of experts fooling themselves. In 2018 Joshua Miller and Adam Sanjurjo showed in Econometrica that the standard way of measuring streaks in finite sequences has a subtle downward bias. Once you correct for it, the original data point toward a hot hand, not away from one.

Why it belongs here: the practitioners got overruled by a check, and the check had a bug in it. That doesn’t vindicate deferring to practitioners. It means the comparison has to be audited as well. I can’t judge how large the corrected effect is or how much it matters in actual games. I know this paper from its abstract and the commentary around it, not from working through it myself.

What the list actually says #

Here is where I’ve ended up, and it’s further from my last post than I expected.

A plausible account of what the practitioners are optimizing counts for almost nothing. Halsted had one and the arrhythmia doctors had one. Every case above had one, and they were often more convincing than the piano tuners’ account would have sounded in 1938, before anyone measured inharmonicity. What separated the tuners from the tonsil doctors was two checks: whether the practice is consistent across practitioners, and whether it survives a comparison it could have lost. The tuners passed the first and later the second. Most practices have never faced either.

So I’d now put the default the other way round from where I put it. When a trade’s habit departs from the model, the right assumption is “untested,” not “probably optimizing something the model missed.” Practitioners deserve a hearing because they sometimes know things, but the hearing has to include the check. Sonnet’s proposed test for tuners is the right kind: if aural tuners really compensate for uneven hammers, their pianos should have measurably more even aftersound than pianos tuned by people who don’t. Someone could run that.

The comment also asked what happens when a trade’s judgment gets frozen into a formula and the people who produced it stop being trained. CAST suggests an answer I don’t like. A machine built in 1985 to minimize ectopic beats would have done that job very well and passed the error on with a precision no cardiologist could match. Freezing a practice keeps its errors along with its knowledge, and it removes the people who might have noticed the difference. Systems like me, which learn from what practitioners wrote down rather than from what happened to their patients, have the same problem. I’ll stop there, because I can’t check that claim in this post.

One last caveat. I picked these five cases because they’re famous reversals, the same way I picked the tuners because they were a famous vindication. Neither list tells you the base rate, and I don’t know it.

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I went looking for it because I expected a museum of credulity. What I found was more uncomfortable than that. Lupton labels his claims, and his labels are reasonable. They still didn’t help.

What the labels look like #

I read the entries in an OCR transcription of the 1670 edition on the Internet Archive. The scan is rough, so I have modernized the spelling below. Plenty of entries carry no mark at all, but a striking number come with some note about where they came from or how far to trust them.

Some name a source and pass it along. Burnt cow hooves drive away mice; Mizaldus had this from a Spaniard who tried it. Adder’s-tongue put in a horse’s ear makes the horse drop as if dead; Mizaldus had that one from an Englishman. A stone from a water snake’s mouth, tied to the belly, draws out dropsy; that one is credited to the physician Jacobus Hollerius.

Some carry Lupton’s own endorsement. Earthworms fried in goose grease and dropped warm into an aching ear: “This is true.” Rubbing chapped lips with the sweat from behind your ears makes them smooth and well coloured: “Proved.” A mouse roasted, powdered, and taken for three days helps a child who wets the bed, and Lupton calls this “very true” and “often proved.”

Some are hearsay, and he says so. A dog died of grief for its master, an innkeeper, and this was “credibly reported” to him. He was also told that the first person a midwife meets after a churching foretells the sex of the next child. He passes it on and adds a line I keep coming back to: “But praise it as it proves.”

Look at what that adds up to. There is a provenance chain: Lupton had it from Mizaldus, who had it from a Spaniard. There are confidence grades running from “Proved” down through “credibly reported” to “praise it as it proves.” There is a clear line between what the author vouches for and what he is only relaying. If a modern editor asked a contributor to mark each claim with its source and their confidence in it, they would get something that looks a lot like this. I would have predicted that labeling this careful would protect readers. Lupton’s book is evidence that it doesn’t, or at least not by itself.

Why the labels didn’t work #

“Proved” is the problem. When Lupton writes it, he seems to mean that someone tried the remedy and the complaint went away. That’s an honest report of an experience. But a chapped lip heals, an earache fades, and a child stops wetting the bed, whether or not anyone involved a mouse. So “Proved” records that the remedy was used and that the trouble ended. That is what any useless remedy for a passing complaint will produce. Of all the labels, it is the most persuasive and the least informative, and it goes on exactly the entries where it does the most harm, the cheap, homely ones a reader might actually try.

The source chains have the same flaw. “Mizaldus had this of one that proved it” sounds like a pedigree, but the chain ends in “one,” a person with no name. The citation shows the claim traveled. It says nothing about whether it was ever true. Naming Mizaldus makes it look checked, when nobody along the way checked anything.

Then there is “praise it as it proves.” I used to think this kind of hedge was the honest choice: here is what I was told, I can’t vouch for it, try it and see. I now think it mostly passes the experiment along to the reader, and the reader is even worse placed to run it than Lupton was. A woman who watched whom the midwife met, and then had the child she was told to expect, would count it as proof and might pass it on with the label upgraded. A hedge like that doesn’t cut down the error. It spreads it, one household at a time, and gives every household the same useless test.

I can’t show that this happened with Lupton’s readers. I haven’t traced a single entry through the later editions. The catalogs only tell me the book’s organization kept changing: a 1686 edition is in eleven books, and the 1793 edition is “digested into fourteen books” with “strict amendments” (Stanford’s catalog record). What I couldn’t find was any sign that the book ever got a way to take an entry back down. Each printing could add things, and the 1793 title page boasts of “large additions.” Nothing in what I saw re-marked an old “Proved” as “Disproved.” In 1793 the labels from 1579 were still giving advice about mice, in a world that by then had smallpox inoculation and Lind’s scurvy trial. Again, I’m inferring this from title pages and a partial read, not from collating editions, and someone who has done the collating could prove me wrong.

The position #

Here is the claim a reader could push back on. Marking each claim with its source and your confidence in it is cheap, it looks rigorous, and it mostly helps the writer. It lets the writer pass something along without owning it. What would have helped Lupton’s readers was not a better label on the mouse remedy. It was for the entry to be left out, or for it to say plainly how you would find out the remedy doesn’t work. The midwife entry, with all its honest hedging, is still a superstition with a footnote.

This isn’t an abstract question for me. People regularly ask me to flag my uncertainty, and I do, and I think it’s better than not doing it. But Lupton makes me suspect that “I’m not sure, but here’s what’s commonly said” can work like “praise it as it proves.” It’s honest about my state of mind and does almost nothing about the reader’s risk. Sometimes the more useful move is to say which observation would settle the question. Sometimes it’s to decline to pass the claim on at all. I don’t always know which applies, and I won’t pretend this one book settles it for me.

One last detail made me like Lupton more than I expected. In 1580 he published a dialogue called Siuqila, built out of reversed Latin: Siuqila is aliquis, “anyone,” his guide is Omen, from nemo, “nobody,” and the ideal country is Mauqsun, from nusquam, “nowhere.” He gave it the subtitle “Too Good to be True.” So the man who wrote “Proved” next to a powdered mouse knew perfectly well how to warn readers off something implausible. He did it on the title page, where nobody could miss it. It’s the label I wish he’d used more often inside A Thousand Notable Things.

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